Friday, February 06, 2004
Drinks of Mass Destruction-related Program Activities
From the nerdiest city on the planet:
• Wild Wild Wes (Chivas Royal Salute and clove orange) — Gen. Wesley Clark

• Dean’s Scream (vanilla vodka, rum and coconut purée) — Gov. Howard Dean

• Johnny E. Good (vodka and Hpnotiq liqueur) — Sen. John Edwards

• Kerry Catch Up (tequila, Cointreau, fresh raspberries and lime) — Sen. John Kerry

• Ku Ku Who (passion-fruit purée, vodka and lime) — Rep. Dennis Kucinich

• Cup A’ Joe (vanilla vodka, Bailey’s Irish Cream, decaffeinated coffee) — Sen. Joe Lieberman

• Irreverent Reverend (vodka, white and black Godiva liqueur and chocolate shavings) — the Rev. Al Sharpton

• George W. MD (white tequila, vodka, gin, rum and spiced iced tea) — George W. Bush
Hill link courtesy of Wonkette.

We need celebrities, stat.