Friday, December 19, 2003
We Have a Weiner
After pouring over thousands of entries from the contest I advertised earlier this week, we've found our winner.

Another "successful toilet-training" celebration commences in Fallujah.

Norbizness takes the cake—he recognized the family, and family counts at G.p. Email me your address and you get some crap! Honorable Mention goes to Mattie, whose inspired homage was more lyrical props than proper caption but was pretty fucking funny. He'll be taking home one of those crappy green "field day" ribbons. The rest of you guys gotta work on your material.

All of our readers receive a consolation prize, which is the unique perspective into policy, art, and rhetoric gained by visiting regularly.