Wednesday, May 28, 2003
Grammar Police vs Austin Police

A few months ago, it was determined by the Travis County Police Department that I might have imbibed just one too many drinks to be considered presentable outside the confines of my home. The resulting penalty from deferred adjudication for what they've coined "public intoxication" involves quite a lot of community service. Hence G.p is taking recommendations about which civic arena you think might benefit most from, say, oh, forty hours or so of this writer's time. (Too bad I didn't have such discretion over where to dispurse the x hundred dollars in fines.)